the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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