I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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