I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I just googled if crying burns calories
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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