he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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