I think I just saw someone hide a body.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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