you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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