Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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