I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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