Duck Duck Cougar?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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