i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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