Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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