Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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