So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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