Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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