He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This is the high leading the old right now
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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