Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
