you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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