Sponge bath it is.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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