Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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