she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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