I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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