You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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