That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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