do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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