you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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