Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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