Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Randomize
