I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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