her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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