he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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