How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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