Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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