Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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