I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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