ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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