is this the sara with the beer cane?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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