I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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