He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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