I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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