UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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