Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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