How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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