I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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