whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You have to summon your inner elephant
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I see more hoeing in ur future
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