Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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