That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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