It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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