i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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