He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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