We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
i drank out of a bidet.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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