I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I need a burrito and a hug.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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