How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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