all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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