At least make sure they are 18
Why
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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