I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It's just like the Real World with babies
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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