hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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